Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 2 Quotes
So does this look as bad as it looks?
Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14.
Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe?
Archer: She doesn't look like she's just turning 17.
Lana: No, she looks like she's just turning 18.
Archer: Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...
Lana: Gestad? Count me in!
Archer: And me out. I'm not getting frost bite protecting some old German guy.
Malory: Herr Schlotz isn't the intended victim. It's his daughter Anka.
Archer: Who obviously needs someone on her. Constantly. I will that someone who's constantly on her.
Cyril: I will start cooking the books.
Lana: Good thing you know how to cheat.
Videotex? Wow, growth industry.