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Archer

I left my lightsaber in my other space pants.

It's like a vagina with a zipper.

Cyril

Bring the heavy stuff, those ISIS bastards killed a black guy...I know, welcome to America.

Freedom Fighter

Commander: Is mutiny a joke to you?
Archer: I dunno, maybe a mutiny of clowns.

Can it be fired with an erection?

It has to be your place. Mine totally reeks of ocelot piss.

Cheryl

Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

Best sex i've ever had. That includes Europe, Lana, and my Brazilian au pair.

This time really get in there. All you've been doing is giving one side hell.

Pam
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