Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 3 Quotes
Random Girl: I have to wait until my friend gets out of the power room.
Archer: Obviously we're going to wait for her, she's the hot one.
Pam: I for one an going to watch Hooper until my fingers bleed.
Cheryl: Just tape them up.
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection.
Krieger can't outrun anything with all that handicap shit.
Lana: Don't take this the wrong way, but i'm trying to figure out how you're going to be an effective field agent.
Ray: Interesting coming from a woman.
I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Pam
I told you I'm not going anywhere, especially not back to ISIS and especially not now that I shot what I assume is the only radio?
Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered in every bodily fluid there is... so yeah... this is about as Pirate Kingy as I'm going to get so brief away... Noah... Good Morning.
Noah: How much of my blood does he need?
Lana: I dunno, 10 gils?
Lana: What's your blood type?
Archer: Who am I Karl Landsteiner?
I don't even remember who peed on your sofa. But if I was a gambling man...
Pam
Malory: For god's sake woman, where is your pride?
Cheryl: In my work.
Malory: That made be the funniest thing you've ever said.
