Season 1, Episode 3: "The Art of Separation"
Amanda: Look everybody, it's Jeremy Sherwood - How are you?Jeremy: Great - Uh - Amanda, you look great!
Amanda: So do you.
Jeremy: So, when did you get home?
Amanda: About 90 minutes after I got arrested.
Jeremy: Arrested?
Amanda: I take it you haven't been watching the news?
Jeremy: I hate that show, it's too depressing.
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Season 1, Episode 2: "After Birth"
Roxy: Give me everything you've got, baby doll, or you're gonna be looking at me from the floor.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 1: "A Tribe is Born"
Pamela: (In labor) Vodka and a hammer. I need vodka and a hammer!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Roxy: So, are ya asking me?
Trevor: Yeah.
Roxy: So ask me!
Trevor: Will you marry me?
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Roland: Whoa! It looks like we have more women getting into my car.
Claudia: Let's go, we got babies to deliver.
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Roxy: Hell, where I'm from the lawn's for car parts.
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Michael Holden: Claudia Joy Holden, after 17 years of marriage my heart still skips a beat every time I look at you.
Claudia Joy Holden: Michael James Holden, after 17 years of marriage I can't believe that tired old line of yours still works.
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Roxy: [to Denise]: "Hits you once, hit him back. Hits you a second time, shoot him in the balls."
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Roxy: "Two words: e-nough!
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Roxy: "She's had so many names — my pink sea, mound of Venus, Shirley — but now I'm going with RCan: Rattlesnake Canyon."
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