Popular Arrested Development Quotes
(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.Buster
Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies.Mrs. Featherbottom
She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise and she'll squirt it in her mouth all over. And then she'll take an egg and kind of...mmmm! She calls it a 'mayon-egg.' Are you okay?George Michael
Lindsay: No, Michael, I don't just sleep all day.
Narrator: Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael that she tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry nap.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Ooooo! And that's what we call a law-bomb!
Attorney: That's a low blow, Loblaw.
Bob Loblaw: A Bob Loblaw Law Bomb!
There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother -- bother.Michael
Michael: Hey, Busty, have you been using Dad's car?
Buster: No ... Well, yes.
(to George Michael) Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending some time with what's left of your uncle?Lucille
George Sr.: He, she. What's the difference?
Tobias: Hear hear! In the dark, it's all the same.
Okay, look. I know you got a crocodile in spelling, but this has gone too far.Lindsay
(to the dolls) Now, who wants to take their top off?George, Sr.