(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.


Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies.

Mrs. Featherbottom

Lucille: Barry's very good.
Lindsay: He's an idiot.

What would Saddam do?


Taste the tears, Michael.


There's no "I" in "win"!

Steve Holt

Nice plant, Ann.


Good Bye, Annyong.


Burn Bush! Burn Bush!

Iraqi crowd

Lindsay: Maeby, where have you been?
Maeby: You left me at home. You do remember you have a daughter, right?
Tobias: Uh, yes. Uh, of course we remember, and we were worried sick, young lady. She's fine. Our daughter is all right.

This heat just makes me want guac.


Take me! Take me to your secular world!

Mrs. Veal

Arrested Development Quotes

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

George Sr.

The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.