Popular Arrested Development Quotes
(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.Buster
(to a waiter) Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.Lucille
Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Michael: (to George Michael) I'm gonna give you a promotion. Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager.
George Michael: Wow! I'm Mr. Manager!
Michael: Well, manager. We just say manager. And you can hire an employee if you need one.
George Michael: Do you think I need one?
Michael: Don't look at me, Mr. Manager.
George Michael: Right. It's up to me now. I'm Mr. Manager.
Michael: Manager. We just say, uh --
George Michael: I know, but you just said --
Michael: Doesn't matter who.
Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies.Mrs. Featherbottom
Gob: So what? Lindsay's been staying at the Four Seas for, like, a month- she's probably charging the company.
Michael: Lindsay's been in town for a month?
Gob: I don't think so.
Lucille: You can smuggle yourself out because I'm staying in the conjugal trailer with Warden Gentles.
George, Sr.: Him?
Why can't you be more like Buster? He put himself in a coma to protect this family.George Sr.
Tobias: Everyone thinks I'm gay?
Lindsay: I mean, it's kind of a running joke...in the family.
Even if I have to take a chubby, I'm willing to suck it up!Tobias
If you don't believe me, do a something search on it.Maeby
You lied to me, Mother. You told me I wasn't fit to serve!Buster