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(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

Buster

Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies.

Mrs. Featherbottom

Michael: You haven't met my family. You should meet my family. We're going to be having an anniversary party.
Pastor Veal: What a wonderful surprise! We would love to witness a celebration of their love.
Michael: That would be a wonderful surprise.

Barry: I do have some big news. It's going to cost you a little money. $20,000. Something like that. The courts have agreed to let your father ... out of prison.
Lucille: This is a lawyer.
Buster: He's a master.
Barry: For the entire afternoon.

It's a satire!

Marc Cherry

This Jesus character, he was shredded!

Gob

(about his son, Steve Holt) He's like the father I never had.

Gob

Dad's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno, Dad's in Kitty and he must he a blue man.

Michael

I cheated and I lied. And I whored around.

George Sr.

Sorry it took so long. The Cheney expressway is backed up all the way to Halliburton Drive.

Taxi driver in Iraq

Wait. Cut. We got a surfboard in the shot.

Phillip Lit

Nice stop, Blind Side Monster.

Herbert Love
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Arrested Development Quotes

(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

Buster

Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies.

Mrs. Featherbottom