Arrested Development Season 4 Episode 11: "A New Attitude" Quotes
And that's how Ann not only performed a real-life version of Tony's most beloved illusion...but was responsible for the first recorded instance of a Christian straight-to-gay conversion.
Narrator
Gob: I have feelings for you.

Tony Wonder: I have feelings for you.

Narrator: The feeling was "friendship," but neither had ever experienced it.
Nice try, Gob. If I wanted to see bad acting, I'd see Tobias in "A Jew Came to Dinner."
Michael
Tony Wonder: Don't worry: the only thing I'm better at than f****** women is pretending I'm gay.
Oh, I've a list of men that could fill every opening you have.
Tobias
Tony Wonder: Did somebody say "wonder?"

Narrator: Nobody did, that time, but I think he got away with it.
Michael: Didn't you already try locking Tony Wonder in his trick?

Gob: Yeah, but that wasn't for revenge, that was just on spec.
Gob: I met someone. I can't really give you any information, kinda famous-y.

Michael: Well, I also met someone, also famous-y, can't give you any information. 

Gob: Is it Julie Bowen?
Michael: No, it's not. Is yours Julie Bowen?

Gob: Is yours Julie Bowen? Oh my god, Michael, you're seeing Julie Bowen?

Michael: I am not seeing Julie Bowen, but if you are, you tell me right now.

Gob: I want to hear you say the words, "I'm not seeing Julie Bowen."

Michael: I have not seen Julie Bowen.

Gob: Well, that's a funny way to phrase it.
