Arrested Development

Arrested Development "¡Amigos!" Quotes

Michael: We have a private eye, huh?
Lucille: Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. He never did find anything.
Michael: Well, he can't be very good then.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tobias: You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, okay, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead! (short pause) I'm sorry. That was 100% inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely. I'm ... oh.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille: (presenting Buster with a gift) A camcorder. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns.
Buster: I ought to point to Uncle Oscar's Charlie Browns next time you're on top of him, Mother.
Lucille: You see how he treats me just because he thinks I'm having an affair with the boy's uncle?
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Tobias: I figured if I blue myself early I'd be nice and relaxed for a nine o'clock dinner reservation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: What are you doing? That's not my father!
Ice: According to my photograph, it is. (holds up blue-print of George Sr. face)
Tobias: (painted blue) It's an honest mistake...also, I think your knee is on my heart.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tobias: Hey...who wants to go to the hospital?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: Show tonight?
Tobias: Well, I won't know officially until 8:01. But I figured if I Blue myself early, I'd be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George Michael: Way to plant, Ann.
Michael: George Michael, why don't you and Plant just wait in the stair-car?
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: Make love in your own hand, mother!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Ann's here?
George Michael: Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend some time with her. You said I was being an Ann-Hog.
Michael: Ann-Hog's coming?
 • Rating: Unrated

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