Arrested Development

Arrested Development "Best Man for the Gob" Quotes (Page 2)

Lindsay: I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
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Buster: Where'd Annyong get that juice box?
Annyong: Annyong.
Lucille: Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful.
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Michael: Let me tell you something. You may not be a father, but you are my brother.
Gob: I might be a father.
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Michael: I thought Zenotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better.
Lindsay: For fifteen minutes. Then, it burns when you pee and your marriage goes to hell.
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Tobias: This family is not about to start using. We are pushers, not takers.
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Narrator: And Michael arrived home determined to prove that he was, in fact, fun.
Michael: I just booked us a little fishing trip.
George Michael: Why, what did I do?
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Gob: Yeah, I think that they're going to know that Annyong's not your --
Annyong: Annyong.
Gob: Would somebody please tell this insufferable child ... to ... God!
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Gob: Gilligan killed the skipper ... stripper!
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