Arrested Development

Arrested Development "Exit Strategy" Quotes

Buster: My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Buster: When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth ... do they have figs over there?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: So, there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh?
Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.
Michael: (to Lucille) How do you come up with these?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: So, you just finished off the bottle?
Lindsay: Well, I had to. It's vodka, you know. It goes bad once it's opened.
Michael: I think that's another one of mum's little fibs. You know, like, I'll sacrifice anything for my children.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tobias: Well, I am off to buy the perfect present. Maybe she'd like a suit like this.
Narrator: That is her suit.
Tobias: Eh, they probably don't make it in a women's, though.
Narrator: They only make it in a women's.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: (sobbing) You came for me, Michael ... or should I say Robot!
Michael: Why? 'Cause I'm not crying?
Gob: Michael, maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this, but there is such thing as brotherly love. (Sees Buster) ... What is he doing here?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Buster: Take Condoleezza Rice Lane -- it's faster.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taxi driver in Iraq: Sorry it took so long. The Cheney expressway is backed up all the way to Halliburton Drive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Iraqi crowd: Burn Bush! Burn Bush!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wayne: Imagine the impact of that scene if it would appear just right after I'd turn the TV on!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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