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Buster's good hand just came flying off.

Michael

And that's why you don't try to teach lessons to your father!

J. Weatherman

And that's why you don't use one-armed persons to teach lessons!

Buster

Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand?

Gob

Steve Holt: Maybe we should work together. I mean, we don't even know the recipe.
George Michael: Oh, there's no recipe. You just freeze the bananas, and then stick it in the -- (Michael stops him)
Steve Holt: Stick it in the what? Stick it in the WHAT?

Bob Loblaw: As you know, it is very difficult to establish fault in a divorce, but one indicator is fidelity. Now, my client has not pursued sex outside of this marriage.
Tobias: Nor in it.
Bob Loblaw: I got this one.

It's okay, son. We'll figure it out. When we do, we'll have the last laugh. We'll be the laughing stock of the boardwalk.

Gob

(While hugging)
Gob: If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird.
Michael: I know.
(Michael sees the bird still on the counter)

I've got this Christian girlfriend now, and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son, and I'm trying to get her to renounce god and **** me and I just want to ... prove to her that I'm worth it.

Gob

Bob: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Of course ... the "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

Attention, everyone! Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? I give you Barbara and Dee! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Gob

Lindsay: Did you get a lawyer?
Tobias: Only the best-looking and best educated lawyer in the whole O.C.
Bob: Don't call it that.

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Arrested Development Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

And that's why you don't try to teach lessons to your father!

J. Weatherman

Buster's good hand just came flying off.

Michael