Arrested Development

Arrested Development "My Mother The Car" Quotes (Page 2)

Maeby: We don't have to go, do we?
Michael: Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration ... It's no place for children.
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Michael: Mom, you've already got two strikes on your record. You strike one more person and it's technically a spree.
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Michael: She went from giddy to devastated. I mean, it would have been funnier if it wasn't so ... no, it was kind of funny.
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Buster: I've already got a Lucille in my life.
Lucille 2: I understand ... That's healthy.
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Lindsay: It's all I've ever wanted from you, Daddy - for you to spend money on me.
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Michael: Actually my head does not hurt at all. What did you give me?
Doctor: Your mother asked me to pump you full of ...
Lucille: Children's aspirin.
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Lucille: My neighbor, Lucille Austero, is constantly throwing parties for herself. She's having another one in a week.
Buster: I'm not going to that.
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Lucille: He's weak.
Michael: Speaking of weak, Mom, what do you got in there, gold bars?
Lucille: Protein bars for your father. He's pumping up in prison.
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Gob: Well, they got the Asian right. "Hotties" might be a stretch. Well, let's start with the little one.
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Michael: You're not staying on the yacht, are you?
Gob: What do you want me to do, Michael, live full-time with Marta?
Michael: Or break up with her. I'm sure there'd be somebody else out there that would appreciate her.
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