Arrested Development

Arrested Development "Notapusy" Quotes

Tobias: Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.
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Steve Holt: There's no "I" in "win"!
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Michael: I was thinking you and I should maybe go play a little catch. You know, maybe go for a run, do some guy stuff.
George Michael: But we're not good at that stuff.
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Tobias: She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.
Michael: Yeah, I think you just did.
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Michael: (about Steve Holt) Your son?
Gob: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.
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Michael: I'm not going to lie to your son.
Gob: Come on! I lie to yours all the time.
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Steve Holt: Don't ask "Can I?" Ask "I can."
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Steve Holt: You can control your bladder when you're dead.
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Pageant Host: And now please welcome Annabelle Veal, performing "We Three Kings" with a camel tow.
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Narrator: George Sr. came across a U.S. Army combat humvee and the Pope-Mobile, and he decided to escape in the bullet-proof one.
(George Sr. steals the Pope-Mobile)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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