Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 10: "Pier Pressure" Quotes
Lucille: Ah, yes. The week we had the au pair. You know, your mother always wanted this broach.
Maeby: Really?
Lucille: Do you want it?
Maeby: I do now. That'll show her for trying to punish me.
Find something to do. Go make mistakes. Get in trouble. Be young.
Michael
Oh, yeah. Dad told me to take the day off so I decided to come in to work.
George Michael
Yeah. But if I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work, like you always say.
George Michael
Maeby: Are you serious? What could you possibly come up with that would punish me?
Lindsay: Oh, I have to come up with another thing?
You are now punished. I punish thee.
Lindsay
Okay, look. I know you got a crocodile in spelling, but this has gone too far.
Lindsay
Lindsay: I'm not signing this.
Maeby: Fine. I will. Is Lindsay with an "A" or an "E"?
Maeby: D plus. Sign this.
Lindsay: This is a D minus.
Maeby: Well, either way, it's above a D right?
Lucille: Another world beater.
Narrator: Later, Lucille stopped by the model home to enlist her daughter's help cataloging her valuables.
Lindsay: I can't.
Lucille: Why not?
Lindsay: Because I'm ... Don't want to.
Michael: I can't help you, Mom. I've got a job. I've got to make some money so you can buy more things and destroy the evidence.
Lucille: You're right. I'll ask Lindsay.
Lucille: I need a favor.
Michael: We ought to put that on our family crest.
