We're here, we're queer, we wanna get married on the ocean!

Gay Protesters

(After George Sr. is put in jail)
Michael: And Lindsay, I expected this from them because they're completely oblivious. But you, you should know better.
(Michael walks away)
Gob: Lindsay, he's really mad at you.

Narrator: And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail.
Michael: You love it here?
George Sr.: Oh, I'm having the time of my life. Hey, T-Bone.

Birthday Party Man: I'll be honest. I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician.
Gob: Aw. Give 'em a hell of a show, champ.
Teen Magician: (bleep) off, traitor.

Lindsay: You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean.
Buster: Okay, okay, okay.
Buster: Obviously this blue part here is the land.

Gob: Are those police boats
(Symbol Clash)
Gob: No, I'm serious. I think they are police boats.

(talking about the money their fund-raiser brought in) Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. I mean, how ...
(Michael looks surprised) ... are you?

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Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.


Um, I forget their name, but I know they're hungry. I think some are thirsty.

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