Arrested Development

Arrested Development "The Immaculate Election" Quotes

(Catching Buster and Lupe in bed)
Lucille: And yet you're too good to polish the candlesticks. You're fired!
Buster: You can't fire me. I'm your son. I'm firing you!
Lucille: I was firing Lupe.
Buster: Well, that makes more sense.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Lucilles catches Buster and the Roomba in bed)
Buster: What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Referring to a small leopard-print thong)
Tobias: Well excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: (referring to Ann) Plus, she's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school ... no, I didn't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You've got to be the laziest person in the world.
Lindsay: If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lindsay: Tobias moving out hasn't been easy.
Michael: For any of us.
Lindsay: You didn't even notice he'd gone, did you?
Michael: I did notice we'd stop Tivoing the Christopher Lowell show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: I figured out a way to make money while I'm working.
Michael: But that is what we call working.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: (on abstinence) That first time after waiting and waiting, it's going to be so awesome! Because it's not just going to be my love and George Michael's, but God's love as well. God, it's going to be incredible!
 • Rating: Unrated

(After Indian candidate's video)
Gob: (hiding in crowd) Go home, you terrorist!
Michael: How stupid do you have to be to say something like that ...?
Gob: (revealed) You're not wanted here!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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