Arrested Development Season 2 Episode 14: "The Immaculate Election" Quotes
(referring to Steve Holt) This kid's popular? Looks like a chick I did once in high school.Gob
Gob: Well, guess who's been fired.
Lucille: Michael fired you?
Gob: No, I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office.
Michael: (on Steve Holt) So, he's more popular than George Michael then?
Maeby: That's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of.
Lindsay: Can't you at least come over and Dustbuster or something?
Lupe: I no does Buster anymore!
(After Indian candidate's video)
Gob: (hiding in crowd) Go home, you terrorist!
Michael: How stupid do you have to be to say something like that ...?
Gob: (revealed) You're not wanted here!
(on abstinence) That first time after waiting and waiting, it's going to be so awesome! Because it's not just going to be my love and George Michael's, but God's love as well. God, it's going to be incredible!Ann
Gob: I figured out a way to make money while I'm working.
Michael: But that is what we call working.
Lindsay: Tobias moving out hasn't been easy.
Michael: For any of us.
Lindsay: You didn't even notice he'd gone, did you?
Michael: I did notice we'd stop Tivoing the Christopher Lowell show.
Michael: You've got to be the laziest person in the world.
Lindsay: If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.
(referring to Ann) Plus, she's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school ... no, I didn't.Gob
How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?Maeby
Well excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk.</i> Tobias