Arrested Development

Arrested Development "The Ocean Walker" Quotes

Michael: It does seem like you've been having a lot of trouble since the hair transplants. Maybe you should see a buboman.
Tobias: A ... buboman?
Michael: A doctor. It's a British expression, like they say "go up box" instead of "elevator".
Tobias: Oh, yes. Like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist".
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: I will not take this sacred duty lightly. I am going to get you the single healthiest call girl that this town has ever seen.
Michael: This is why I'm calling it a witness and not a best man. All you gotta do is watch.
Gob: I'm not going to spend this kind of money and not watch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You guys got these jackets on inside out?
Rita: Yeah, that way you see the label.
Lindsay: I mean, that's what you're paying for, right? It's a great statement on fashion.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rita: Is that a magic trick? I love magic.
Gob: I don't appreciate the dry British humor.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Trevor: It's not your fault your parents were cousins, but here we are. I've been charged with taking care of you, and I'm bloody well going to do it.
Rita: Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, 'cause we're getting married!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Narrator: (about Rita) She was "special," but she wasn't smart.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: (performing a card trick) He takes his queen and showers her with diamonds! (pulls a club from the deck) Clubs. Club sauce! He showers her with club sauce. All right, that'll be my line if that happens.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I am getting married.
George Sr.: Who the hell to?
Michael: Who do you think? Rita.
Lucille: Her?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lucille: Where's your hand?
Buster: I'm having my high school ring put on it. And my hook is stuck in the stair car.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michael: You've never told me how many houses there are in the British Parliament.
Rita: Seven.
Michael: Are there?
Narrator: The answer is three.
Michael: Does sound about right.
Narrator: Three is the correct answer.
 • Rating: Unrated

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