Arrested Development

Arrested Development "Top Banana" Quotes

Tobias: (auditioning) Fire! Fire! Fire! (singing) Amazing grace, how sweet that sound...
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: So, Mom, I'm trying to find...
Lucille: I don't know where they are.
Michael: ...these flight records. You know, it's really more believable if you let me finish.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fireman: Somebody wanted this place to go.
Michael: Yeah? What do you mean, arson?
Fireman: Oh, definitely the work of a flamer.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Sr.: I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille: Luz, that coat cost more than your house. (Lucille looks at Michael)
That's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tobias: Oh, my God! We're having a fire ... sale! Oh, the burning, it burns me! Evacuate all of the school children! This isn't a fever! Ama ... I can't even see where the knob is ... zing grace!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George Sr.: There's always money in the banana stand.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(George Michael is preparing to burn down the Banana Stand)
T-bone the arsonist: I'm going to get blamed for this.
 • Rating: Unrated

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