George Michael: Did he look betrayed to you?
Maeby: He kind of always looks that way.

We do a quick vote and it's Ciao, Fathero.

George Michael

A man. A woman. A bedroom. Let's solve for x.

George Michael

Maeby: I'm a Harris. Yeah, someone who 'inharris' a lot of money.
George Michael: Yeah, well, you know. I wouldn't put all my Annes in that basket.

George Michael: I wasn't yet O.S.
P-Hound and Ron Howard: Overtly Sexual.

[to George Michael] Stay on top of her. You might need to ride her pretty hard.

Office Assistant

George Michael: It's 99 cents.
P-Hound: Yeah, times three.

Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.

This hanger can hold over 500 nerds!

Maeby

If you don't believe me, do a something search on it.

Maeby

Maeby: Are you really going to whore yourself out like that?
Lindsay: I am not a whore.
Maeby: Yeah, you're a whore.

So you can all go (bleep) yourselves! What? Sure. Please welcome the talented voices of Phineas and Ferb. Go (bleep) yourself!

Maeby

Arrested Development Quotes

Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh ... Wait, wait. Let down your hair. No, glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that? Is that better?
Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina tuna.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.