George Michael: It's 99 cents.
P-Hound: Yeah, times three.

Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.

This hanger can hold over 500 nerds!

Maeby

If you don't believe me, do a something search on it.

Maeby

Maeby: Are you really going to whore yourself out like that?
Lindsay: I am not a whore.
Maeby: Yeah, you're a whore.

So you can all go (bleep) yourselves! What? Sure. Please welcome the talented voices of Phineas and Ferb. Go (bleep) yourself!

Maeby

Thank you Kirk Cameron, for that incredibly Bibley introduction.

Maeby

I think you should consider calling it 'The' Fakeblock. It's cleaner. Like 'The' Netflick.

Maeby

Ah, I hate the Opies. But whenever Bryce gets pregnant, guess who gets a call?

Rebel
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