Arrested Development Quotes
Thank you Kirk Cameron, for that incredibly Bibley introduction.
Maeby
I think you should consider calling it 'The' Fakeblock. It's cleaner. Like 'The' Netflick.
Maeby
Ah, I hate the Opies. But whenever Bryce gets pregnant, guess who gets a call?
Rebel
You know what? I think I will do better once I get a little Mexican in me.
Maeby
Maeby: I'm getting an Opie? Heeeeeey!
Ron Howard: The only bigger honor would be having an award like that named after you. I guess.
[to Maeby] "You should see his Facebook page. Doesn't have a friend on it."
Michael
And that's how Ann not only performed a real-life version of Tony's most beloved illusion...but was responsible for the first recorded instance of a Christian straight-to-gay conversion.
Narrator
Gob: I have feelings for you.

Tony Wonder: I have feelings for you.

Narrator: The feeling was "friendship," but neither had ever experienced it.
Nice try, Gob. If I wanted to see bad acting, I'd see Tobias in "A Jew Came to Dinner."
Michael
Tony Wonder: Don't worry: the only thing I'm better at than f****** women is pretending I'm gay.
Oh, I've a list of men that could fill every opening you have.
Tobias
Tony Wonder: Did somebody say "wonder?"

Narrator: Nobody did, that time, but I think he got away with it.
