Thank you Kirk Cameron, for that incredibly Bibley introduction.

Maeby

I think you should consider calling it 'The' Fakeblock. It's cleaner. Like 'The' Netflick.

Maeby

Ah, I hate the Opies. But whenever Bryce gets pregnant, guess who gets a call?

Rebel

You know what? I think I will do better once I get a little Mexican in me.

Maeby

Maeby: I'm getting an Opie? Heeeeeey!
Ron Howard: The only bigger honor would be having an award like that named after you. I guess.

[to Maeby] "You should see his Facebook page. Doesn't have a friend on it."

Michael

And that's how Ann not only performed a real-life version of Tony's most beloved illusion...but was responsible for the first recorded instance of a Christian straight-to-gay conversion.

Narrator

Gob: I have feelings for you.

Tony Wonder: I have feelings for you.

Narrator: The feeling was "friendship," but neither had ever experienced it.

Nice try, Gob. If I wanted to see bad acting, I'd see Tobias in "A Jew Came to Dinner."

Michael

Tony Wonder: Don't worry: the only thing I'm better at than f****** women is pretending I'm gay.

Oh, I've a list of men that could fill every opening you have.

Tobias

Tony Wonder: Did somebody say "wonder?"

Narrator: Nobody did, that time, but I think he got away with it.

Arrested Development Quotes

She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise and she'll squirt it in her mouth all over. And then she'll take an egg and kind of...mmmm! She calls it a 'mayon-egg.' Are you okay?

George Michael

Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies.

Mrs. Featherbottom