This Jesus character, he was shredded!

Gob

Yea, me and Blank are getting the ol' Christian magic act back together.

Gob

Nice plant, Ann.

Gob

I think I dumped it with a pot pipe and a bottle of cheetah sedative.

Dr. Nelson

It's Mexican proof.

Buster Bluth

This heat just makes me want guac.

GOB

Rebel Alley: Shoplifting: Not cool.

No but it's hard to imagine any Muslim handcuffing himself to a glittery cross and living to tell about it.

Michael Bluth

I've made love with treason charges over me before.

George Bluth Sr.

Oh, no, we're not in America. It's obvious we're in Mexico, right?

Heartfire

Do I look like someone who eats at CW Swappigans?

Herbert Love

Tobias: You didn't tell me you had a drug problem.
DeBrie: We met at a methadone clinic.
Tobias: Are you high? We met at an acting class.

Arrested Development Quotes

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

George Sr.

The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Gob