Arrested Development

Arrested Development Quotes (Page 5)

Season 4 Episode 3: "Indian Takers"

Michael: [to Lindsay] "I'm just not that into older women."
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 2: "Borderline Personalities"

Oscar: Yesterday I was talking to a lizard and it turned into Elizabeth Taylor.
George Sr.: Young Elizabeth Taylor?
 • Rating: Unrated

George Sr.: [to a limp Oscar] If I could give you just one note? A little energy.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Sr.: I'd give $10,000 for a glass of lemonade right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: "We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: But then you whispered 'Don't pull out.'
Gob: GAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George Sr.: I always talk about being a great man. Maybe the way to do that isn't by being the biggest businessman in Southern California. It's by...
Oscar: It's by being the best brother in Southern California.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Norman: Oh great, now you're gonna make me cry. Oh look! A lizard!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh really? Cause it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Sitwell: Well you got me.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Sr: Where's Barry?
Lucille: He's with the harbormaster. He's trying to dazzle them with a suit of his own.
Barry: Well, he hated the suit. Thought I was making fun.
 • Rating: Unrated

Heartfire: (with her mind) Did you pay my FICA yet? Got it. Not in front of the seekers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 1: "Flight of the Phoenix"

George Michael: What do we always say is the most important thing?
Michael: Family? I tried that. It does not work for me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael [to Lucille]: I'm going to have sex with you. For money.
 • Rating: Unrated

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