This Jesus character, he was shredded!


Yea, me and Blank are getting the ol' Christian magic act back together.


Nice plant, Ann.


I think I dumped it with a pot pipe and a bottle of cheetah sedative.

Dr. Nelson

It's Mexican proof.

Buster Bluth

This heat just makes me want guac.


Rebel Alley: Shoplifting: Not cool.

No but it's hard to imagine any Muslim handcuffing himself to a glittery cross and living to tell about it.

Michael Bluth

I've made love with treason charges over me before.

George Bluth Sr.

Oh, no, we're not in America. It's obvious we're in Mexico, right?


Do I look like someone who eats at CW Swappigans?

Herbert Love

Tobias: You didn't tell me you had a drug problem.
DeBrie: We met at a methadone clinic.
Tobias: Are you high? We met at an acting class.

Arrested Development Quotes

(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.


Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.