Arrested Development

Arrested Development Season 1 Quotes (Page 14)

Season 1 Episode 10: "Pier Pressure"

Michael: Your uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: "C minus." C m-i-n-e-s.
Lindsay: Did you even study?
Maeby: No, I didn't.
Lindsay: Wow. How impressive is that?
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Michael: You knew the whole time, didn't you?
George Michael: Well, sort of. One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher.
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Michael: A minus, huh?
George Michael: Proud of me?
Michael: Very proud. Minus. Better go hit the books. Get up there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: All I'm saying, Lindsay, is that, you know, you might want to push her a little bit because a kid without discipline can get into some pretty tough stuff.
Lindsay: So, you think she's going to suddenly turn to drugs because she got a C plus?
Michael: Minus. And yes, I think that without boundaries, a kid can get into trouble, and yeah, sometimes that can mean drugs.
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Lindsay: Well, I think stress is what leads to trouble. You know the kind you put on George Michael, even when he gets an A?
Michael: Minus. And an A gets him ice cream. He knows that.
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George, Sr.: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!
J. Walter Weatherman: And that's why you always leave a note.
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Michael: Well, those lessons worked, didn't they? I mean, we still leave notes to this day.
Lindsay: Oh, that's what that was about. I thought he was trying to get us off of dairy.
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Gob: I need a favor.
Michael: What happened to "Hello. I need a favor"?
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Lucille: I need a favor.
Michael: We ought to put that on our family crest.
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Michael: I can't help you, Mom. I've got a job. I've got to make some money so you can buy more things and destroy the evidence.
Lucille: You're right. I'll ask Lindsay.
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Narrator: Later, Lucille stopped by the model home to enlist her daughter's help cataloging her valuables.
Lindsay: I can't.
Lucille: Why not?
Lindsay: Because I'm ... Don't want to.
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Maeby: D plus. Sign this.
Lindsay: This is a D minus.
Maeby: Well, either way, it's above a D right?
Lucille: Another world beater.
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Lindsay: I'm not signing this.
Maeby: Fine. I will. Is Lindsay with an "A" or an "E"?
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Lindsay: Okay, look. I know you got a crocodile in spelling, but this has gone too far.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: You are now punished. I punish thee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maeby: Are you serious? What could you possibly come up with that would punish me?
Lindsay: Oh, I have to come up with another thing?
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George Michael: Yeah. But if I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work, like you always say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George Michael: Oh, yeah. Dad told me to take the day off so I decided to come in to work.
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Michael: Find something to do. Go make mistakes. Get in trouble. Be young.
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