Arrested Development

Arrested Development Season 1 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 1 Episode 14: "Shock and Aww"

Maeby: Who's this?
Buster: Oh, I'm sorry. This is Annyong.
Annyong: Annyong.
Subtitles: Hello.
Buster: My mom bought him. She's making me register him for school. He's my new little brother.
Maeby: So, we're related. Hey, do you want to go to a dance?
George Michael: Oh, great, another uncle to compete with.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ms. Baerly: Wow! Did you make this for me? This is so sweet. I love Hussein.
Michael: You mean, you're interested in him.
Ms. Baerly: Oh, yes. He is a monster. Wow, where did you find this one of him in a Speedo?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ms. Baerly: He knows we're going out. He saw me this morning.
Michael: No, no. I covered that. I told him that you slept with my brother.
Ms. Baerly: That may be the most unethical thing I have ever heard.
Michael: Well, you've only been doing this half a semester. Look, it was a preemptive strike. My brother would have tried to sleep with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: You're trying to steal from the wrong man. Watch your back, my little immigrant friend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve Holt: Whoa. Sorry. Students only.
Maeby: Oh, so you're not letting him in because he doesn't share your perfectly shaped nose, your round eye-shaped eyes, your strong square jaw?
Steve Holt: Thanks. You want to dance?
Maeby: Yeah.
Steve Holt: All right, come on.
Maeby: Steve Holt!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Listen, um, I blew it, ok? I had to see you. I've been giving this a lot of thought, and I have to do the right thing.
Ms. Baerly: You're going to tell George Michael the truth?
Michael: Oh, that's your definition of the right thing. Uh, I kind of thought is was to make a big dramatic entrance and tell you that I wanted to see you. Ok, I'll get right on that.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Michael: Uncle Gob?
Gob: George Michael? What are you doing at a high school dance?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shannon: You're the pig. Two strikes, you are out.
Gob: Oh, listen, Shannon, please, it was a one-time thing. I'm not going to even hear from her again. (Phone rings) Oh! Who is Edna W.?
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: Whoa, whoa, whoa! We are not allowed to have candles in here. Mom would freak.
Lucille: Oh, no, it's fine. This is America, baby. You pray how you want.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 13: "Beef Consomme"

(After Marta breaks up with both Gob and Michael)
Buster: Wait, wait. What about - what about me?
Marta: I'm sorry, I'm not totally sure who you are.
Buster: Wow. Wow. That's what it feels like to get punched in the face.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Reading off George Sr.'s crimes)
Judge Ping: Conspiracy, racketeering, evidence tampering, fraud, theft, grand theft, petty theft.
Barry: Wow, I-I did not get that page.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barry: Sorry, sorry, sorry I'm so late. I had another hearing. Here's the good news: I think I'm going to get off, huh? I have a good lawyer.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Buster walks into the courthouse with a mariachi band)
Lucille: Oh, for God's sake. He's on his own for two days, and he joins a gang.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: Where am I? Am I in two-thirds of a hospital room?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: (to Marta) Hi. My brother said we can do it. That didn't come out as romantic as I'd hoped, but ...
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Mom wanted me to tell you that she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead, she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in a blue sweater.
Buster: Damn it! I hate the blue sweater.
Michael: She said it would look nice with the grey pants.
Buster: Damn it! She's right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: (to Michael) Tell you what. You may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. I'll give you that.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Maeby walks down to see her parents fighting)
Lindsay: I'm saying everytime something starts to go well for you, you blow it.
Tobias: Nothing has ever gone well for me and you know it!
Lindsay: That's my point, you ... (sees Maeby) ... handsome cowboy, you.
Tobias: Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. You selfish c... (sees Maeby) ... ountry-music-loving lady.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Michael: Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?
Gob: Yeah, sure, dozens of times.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Michael remembers he has to appear in court to support his father)
Michael: My father's ... hearing.
Marta: With my father, it is the vision.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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