Tobias: Wait, wait, wait. Lindsay's here? With two men?
Buster: Hmmm, sort of one and a half.

Tobias: Do you have any idea how often you say the word 'afraid'?
Michael: Well, I know I used it in the jacuzzi.
Tobias: And I apologize for that; I thought it was a pool toy.

(while looking at a gift intended for Sally) That is quite a basket you've got there, Michael.

Tobias

Lucille 2: You're embarrassed to be with me!
Gob: No, I'm embarrassed to be seen with you!

Lindsay: I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did 'nothing' cancel?

It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life.

Gob

Michael: Just find someone else to do your bidding.
Lucille: There is no one else to do my bidding!

I'm going to see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. (everyone looks at her) ... I was trying to be sexy, it just got away from me.

Lindsay

George Sr.: My back is in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison.
Michael: Hope that was forced ...

I'm going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights and we had movie night and once, both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish.

George Sr.

Barry: Unfortunately, it's a private stock, so you cannot just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell.
Michael: Are you sure?
Barry: That's what they said on "Ask Jeeves".

I think we're going to need a new floating thermometer. And can I have your Blue Cross number?

Oscar
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Arrested Development Season 2 Quotes

(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

Buster

Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies.

Mrs. Featherbottom
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