Arrested Development

Arrested Development Season 2 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 2 Episode 3: "¡Amigos!"

Lindsay: What are you doing? That's not my father!
Ice: According to my photograph, it is. (holds up blue-print of George Sr. face)
Tobias: (painted blue) It's an honest mistake...also, I think your knee is on my heart.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tobias: Hey...who wants to go to the hospital?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: Show tonight?
Tobias: Well, I won't know officially until 8:01. But I figured if I Blue myself early, I'd be nice and relaxed for a 9:00 dinner reservation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

George Michael: Way to plant, Ann.
Michael: George Michael, why don't you and Plant just wait in the stair-car?
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: Make love in your own hand, mother!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Ann's here?
George Michael: Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend some time with her. You said I was being an Ann-Hog.
Michael: Ann-Hog's coming?
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: (in the trunk of the car) Mother, when you see this videotape, you will know that I left. Not out of cowardice, but out of -- (big yawn) Man, it's tired in here. (falls asleep)
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 2: "The One Where They Build a House"

Michael: (to Gob) Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tobias: It is not a competition, Lindsay. We are doing this to save our marriage. But I should be telling you that I have been meeting more than my fair share of groupies. Or should I say "blue-pies"?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lucille: It's not fair to Buster. He's a nervous wreck right now. He's going into the Army, for God's sake.
Michael: You volunteered him.
Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.
Lucille: Well, did they check everything?
Buster: Yes! They even touched my Charlie Browns.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: You know I didn't set you up, ok? I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that since we were little kids, Dad's always played us off each other.
Gob: Dad always said that was your fault.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: (regarding Oscar) You're building a house. I want you to give it to him.
Michael: It's not a real house.
Lucille: Perfect, he's not a real man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lucille: I want you out of the house.
Oscar: Oh, I want you everywhere.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buster: You lied to me, Mother. You told me I wasn't fit to serve!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lindsay: There's a cream with real diamonds in it...I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub! That's like, what? A million diamonds for $400? A million f*cking diamonds!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

George Michael: She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise and she'll squirt it in her mouth all over. And then she'll take an egg and kind of...mmmm! She calls it a 'mayon-egg.' Are you okay?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "The One Where Michael Leaves"

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay almost stumbles upon a dating opportunity ...
Doctor: You look really hot.
Narrator: ... But instead is admitted to the hospital with a fever of 104.
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: Michael now had the distasteful choice of asking his mother for money or going to jail.
Michael: Maybe Buster killed her already.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: So, what brings you here, Michael? I hope it's not for a handout. I run a pretty tight ship around here.
Michael: With a pool table?
Gob: It's a gaming ship.
 • Rating: Unrated

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