Arrested Development

Arrested Development Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 15: "Sword of Destiny"

Tony Wonder: You like bread?
Buster: Yeah.
Tony Wonder: Have some.
Buster: Wow, it's warm.
Gob: (completely astounded) How did you do that?
Tony Wonder: Oh-oh-oh, magicians only.
(He whispers the "illusion" to Buster)
Buster: Wow, that sounds easy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Buster: Now, our magic trick.
Gob: Illusion.
Buster: Silent, slave! In this magic trick, I'm going to put a sword through my assistant's tummy. May I have the trick sword, please?!
Gob: It's a real sword, (sarcastically) master.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Stein: Well, the operation went pretty smoothly. But once I got in there, the appendix wasn't so inflamed. D'oh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony Wonder: For what, Buster, huh? You're the magic. Just check out those moves you're doing, they're in their own orbit. Look at Tiagre, my girl. Don't look at her. 'Cause you look at her and, like, it affects her in a way I don't feel comfortable with. Or go for it, I don't care, whatever. I'm just saying, it's your world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: My middle finger and index finger are --
Dr. Stein: Switched! For the first time ever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 14: "The Immaculate Election"

(Catching Buster and Lupe in bed)
Lucille: And yet you're too good to polish the candlesticks. You're fired!
Buster: You can't fire me. I'm your son. I'm firing you!
Lucille: I was firing Lupe.
Buster: Well, that makes more sense.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Lucilles catches Buster and the Roomba in bed)
Buster: What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Referring to a small leopard-print thong)
Tobias: Well excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: (referring to Ann) Plus, she's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school ... no, I didn't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You've got to be the laziest person in the world.
Lindsay: If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lindsay: Tobias moving out hasn't been easy.
Michael: For any of us.
Lindsay: You didn't even notice he'd gone, did you?
Michael: I did notice we'd stop Tivoing the Christopher Lowell show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gob: I figured out a way to make money while I'm working.
Michael: But that is what we call working.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: (on abstinence) That first time after waiting and waiting, it's going to be so awesome! Because it's not just going to be my love and George Michael's, but God's love as well. God, it's going to be incredible!
 • Rating: Unrated

(After Indian candidate's video)
Gob: (hiding in crowd) Go home, you terrorist!
Michael: How stupid do you have to be to say something like that ...?
Gob: (revealed) You're not wanted here!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lindsay: Can't you at least come over and Dustbuster or something?
Lupe: I no does Buster anymore!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: (on Steve Holt) So, he's more popular than George Michael then?
Maeby: That's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: Well, guess who's been fired.
Lucille: Michael fired you?
Gob: No, I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gob: (referring to Steve Holt) This kid's popular? Looks like a chick I did once in high school.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 13: "Motherboy XXX"

Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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