Popular Awkward Quotes
Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.
It was a lie, my lady business was on fire, but somehow admitting my virgin status seemed like a buzz kill.
Jenna
Jenna: My mother always knew when something was wrong.
Lacey: Sweetie, come here.
Jenna: And promptly avoided the conversation.
Lacey: I'm not paying Dominic to do your hair anymore if you're not gonna style it.
Why can't she be like every other teenager and starve herself?
Lacey
It was just a dramatic teenager rant! Not a cry for help. It was a misunderstanding of epic proportions. God, I wanted to die. I mean, you know what I mean.
Jenna
Teacher: "To be or not to be?" What do you think Hamlet is saying there? Anybody? Yes, you in the back!
Jenna: I'm not raising my hand.
Valerie: You weren't planning to ingest these were you?
Jenna: Actually, I was. They're breath mints.
Valerie: So they are.
Valerie: Do you have any questions at all?
Jenna: I had about a thousand, but not one of them was appropriate.
It was the dawn of a new beginning my sideshow status as the suicide freak was about to end and my creeper year was on the verge of retirement thank God.
Jenna
You're scaring her, it's not like she's gonna have a gimpy baby arm. Or is that possible?
Tamara
Tamara still didn't know I'd already seen action when I'd took a ride on Matty's joystick at summer camp. I'd been dying to tell her but the timing wasn't right.
Jenna
For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.
Jenna
