Awkward

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For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.

Jenna

Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.

This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.

Jenna

The only thing open about Ally were her legs.

Jenna

Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.

Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.

Jenna

He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.

Tamara

No. Effing. Way.

Jenna

My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.

Jenna
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Awkward Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

No. Effing. Way.

Jenna

My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.

Jenna
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