Awkward

Awkward "Three's a Crowd" Quotes

Valerie: I want to thank you all for coming to this required assembly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tamara: Get over you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Valerie: I went full metal sequins with my outburst. Isn't that punishment enough?
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Jenna: I was cramped, hungry, and hot in the wrong way.
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Jenna: A hot tub equaled one thing: desperation. My mom was desperate for my father's attention, and her secret weapon always involved less clothing and more skin.
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Lacey: I don't like to sweat in public.
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Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: I wasn't sneaking. I was just trying to avoid your mom.
Jenna: That's sneaking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tamara: Sign here if you think Ricky Schwartz is a douche.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Bitch had a point.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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