I want to thank you all for coming to this required assembly.

Valerie

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Get over you.

Tamara

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I went full metal sequins with my outburst. Isn't that punishment enough?

Valerie

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I was cramped, hungry, and hot in the wrong way.

Jenna

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Jenna: A hot tub equaled one thing: desperation. My mom was desperate for my father's attention, and her secret weapon always involved less clothing and more skin.

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I don't like to sweat in public.

Lacey

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Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!

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Kevin: I wasn't sneaking. I was just trying to avoid your mom.
Jenna: That's sneaking.

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Sign here if you think Ricky Schwartz is a douche.

Tamara

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Bitch had a point.

Jenna

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Tamara: Son of a bitch! You played me!
Sadie: You're welcome.

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• Added: July 12, 2012