Awkward

Awkward Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 1: "Cha cha cha changes / Responsibility Irresponsible "

Ming: Ex-nay on the Chinese-a. The mafia is everywhere, and they can't know what I know. It's all about the long play.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: For once I felt a connection Sadie. She was about to branded and left behind as her friends left in a different life direction.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: I am way too self-absorbed to be laissez-faire."
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Like Ricky, apparently he was working something out too.
Jake: More like rubbing it out. What's with the latent fixation on boobs?
Jenna: It's not latent it's blatant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Responsibility was a process.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sadie: Thank you, but you can stuff this up your ass. I'm not in mourning, and what the hell would a f**king penguin do if I was?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Do I have to? She had crazy eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: Jenna, I might be a witch.
Jenna: Drop the w and replace with a b.
 • Rating: Unrated

Val: It's gonna be okay, no one ever died getting touched by their uncle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: Rest in peace Ricky, you douchebag.
 • Rating: Unrated

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