I suddenly felt a strong urge to call in sick tomorrow morning.

Jenna

Jake, I need a power outlet. If my phone dies, I die.

Sadie

Matty, over here. Can you move? My friend wants to sit next to me.

Lacey

I know, I']'m sorry. I'm totes going to BFF jail.

Tamara

I don't work here, psycho.

Jake

At these prices, I can see why someone would turn to prostitution for a drink.

Luke

I hated to think of you alone.

Luke

I may have shaken that one up a bit.

Sullie

Chop chop Tilda Skankton. You work retail, so work it.

Sadie

Right now was all about knowing each other. Every inch of each other.

enna

We live in the woods and half the campus are boycotting social media.

Britta

The world needs proof that young love does effing exist.

Britta

Awkward Quotes

Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa