Jenna: Mom, I have to poop.
Lacey: Eww, Jenna, just say you have to go.

What's the statement? That you're a desperado?


So my parents thought I wasn't mature enough for this.


Lacey: Where do you put it all?
Jenna: My stomach. Duh.

Sergio: Since when am I your boyfriend?
Sadie: Since you introduced your P to my V.

This is amazing. The contrast between two friends on two different roads.


Hey, dude, some kid took a dump in the pool again.


Matty, finally. You're late.


Sergio: You're hot as hell.
Sadie: I know, right.

Yay sex!

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I want a soda!


How is me getting fired a good thing?


Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.


Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.