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Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!

Wow, what a cool car Tamara. Just remind me to put a paper bag over my head when we roll up venue, kay?

Sadie

Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from Point A to Point Cray.

Tamara

Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.

Tamara

Luke had come to meet the adults in my life. Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children.

Jenna

O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a pinterest board full of bangable dudes.

Tamara

Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

Sh*t just got real.

Tamara

Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?

Tamara
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