Awkward

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Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.

Tamara

Tamara: Whoa, back to the future much?
Jake: Yeah, well, I realized that the no effort had become to much effort.
Tamara: Okay, did Jake hire a swag coach?

Okay, I didn’t know we were in the Army because Major Shenanigans just reported for duty. Who robbed your cradle Risotti?

Tamara

Sorry Val, can’t join you in your suicide spinster pact just yet.

Sadie

I get it, I’m an 11 in a city full of 7’s.

Val

They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy you itchy, burning peen.

Sadie

Seniors, this is our last bonfire so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.

Tamara

Happy? Happy? How am I supposed to have a Happy New Year when you've abandoned me like a baby in a dumpster outside of prom?

Tamara

Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?

Jenna: He said I was a good person.
Lacey: That son of a bitch.

I really want to believe you, I really do, it's just that you're a f***ing horrible person, Amber.

Matty

Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.

Sadie
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Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa
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