Jenna: Mom, I have to poop.
Lacey: Eww, Jenna, just say you have to go.
What's the statement? That you're a desperado?Tamara
So my parents thought I wasn't mature enough for this.Jenna
Lacey: Where do you put it all?
Jenna: My stomach. Duh.
Sergio: Since when am I your boyfriend?
Sadie: Since you introduced your P to my V.
This is amazing. The contrast between two friends on two different roads.Ophelia
Hey, dude, some kid took a dump in the pool again.Sullie
Matty, finally. You're late.Lacey
Sergio: You're hot as hell.
Sadie: I know, right.
I want a soda!Sadie
How is me getting fired a good thing?Jake