Tamara: You would know if it was me. I can't keep a secret for shit.
Ming: True.

Lissa: By the way, you look skinny.
Sadie: That is something a friend would say, bitch!

I want another chance.

Matty

Eat shit Ricky!

Tamara

Jenna: Val, the cat is imaginary.
Valerie: So is my relationship!

Ricky: That was-
Sadie: amazing. Yeah, I know, you're welcome.

If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.

Tamara

Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.

Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.

Lacey

Jenna: It was time to put my past where it belonged: in the past.

Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.

Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna