There were so many things I never got to do with Matty, so I was determined to make it count.

Jenna

Jesus, are you done? Now get the fuck out of my room.

Sadie

You know what's perverse? You thinking I give a shit who you are.

Sadie

Her harsh truth may hurt sometimes but it was our harsh truth.

Jenna

This is what high schools really like. The good and the bad.

Jenna

Lissa: Sadie you came back. I knew you wouldn't abandon me at prom. Isn't this a dream?
Sadie: I'm about five drinks away from a dream.

Lacey: What are you doing home? Is it over? Oh my God. Did prom burn down?
Jenna: No, just my night.

Careful, the prude police are watching.

Tamara

No BJS in the bathroom.

Val

Jenna, you're on fire.

Frank

I'm sorry I ruined your emergency dress surgery. I am no Molly Ringwald.

Tamara

You are so full of shit, Darlene. I should never have let you back into my life.

Sadie

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna