Jenna: I can’t go back.
Matty: Are you breaking up with me?
Jenna: No, we’re breaking up with each other because this must have happened for a reason, and I can’t look at you and wonder if you still see me as the girl you fell in love with before this happened.
This is Bonkey Kong.Tamara
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Jenna: The Mafia knows?
Ming: Is that a rhetorical question? Of course we do! We're magic.
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Sadie: You need to watch it.
Jenna: Watch what?
Sadie: Whatever it is that is going on between the two of you. Even though Matty is blind to your treachery I'm not. I know when something is up, and something is definitely up.
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Jenna: We accidentally made out.
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Get your mind out of the gutter, we're going to Sea World!Lacey
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I don't want her to beat herself up for the rest of her life. She'll end up in porn.Sadie
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Jenna: Because you're embarrassing me and I have never embarrassed you.
Matty: Oh really? What about the start of sophomore year when everyone thought you tried to kill yourself?
Jenna: I didn't try to kill myself.
Matty: I know that now, but I didn't know that then. I thought it was because of me.
Jenna: You? Why you?
Matty: Because you had your accident that same day we slept together. How do you think that f**ked with my head? You didn't even try to explain it to me. Instead you obsessively stared at me from a distance for weeks. What was I supposed to think?
Jenna: You didn't want to be seen with me!
Matty: Because I was mortified!
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I was phoning it in on my own booty call.Jenna
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