I can't believe your attitude. You're the head of the prom committee. Show a little respect.

Lissa

Who came up with this? Typewriters?

Sadie

Sergio, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't give a fuck about the food truck. I have real world problems.

Sadie

Oh, I know you better than ever and I am so looking forward to helping Ted know you just as well as I do.

Sadie

I couldn't commit to Biggie until I had seen the world, so I pulled an eat, pray, love.

Val

Relax, it's not like I'm rushing to tell anyone you're mom's having another little bitch.

Aly

Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.

Sadie

Okay, withholding Warren over there.

Tamara

No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.

Tamara

Tamara: What would you know about a real relationship?
Jenna: What does that mean?
Tamara: You fuck up all your relationships.

What if Adam was Mr. Big and I just let him go?

Tamara

Tamara: Hey everyone it looks like someone put a wish in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.
Sadie: Um, what the fuck is that?

Awkward Quotes

Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa