Awkward

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Jenna: No, this is me. They should mind their own business, and, frankly, so should you. So go back to slumming it with your rebound skank.
Matty: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.

Ally: And you, little bitch, are the best argument for abortion.
Sadie: Agreed!

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I’m gonna smother her with a pillow tonight.

Ally

Sadie: Collin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around, and karma’s a bitch.
Jenna: Is that why you’re broke and homeless?

Honestly, I’m shocked and thrilled that you’re transferring.

Val

What kind of f***ed up, post-apocalyptic world do we live in where Jenna gets to call the shots?

Sadie

I punch the guy one time and you Chris Brown-ify me.

Tamara

Matty: That’s why I think we should get back together. I still love you Jenna. I just don’t understand how we could be the way we were, and then shut it all off. So why not start over?
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: If I can you can.
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: Why not?
Jenna: Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.

If you ever kill me, I can only hope you’ll keep our murder baby.

Austin

Dude, I wasn’t paying attention to you. I was watching the show.

Ming

Nothing to see here! Let’s just put on some music and rollout the snacks! It’s a fucking party people so let’s party!

Val

No, like a modern potato that’s jacked and stacked on steroids.

Tamara
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Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa
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