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Matty: That’s why I think we should get back together. I still love you Jenna. I just don’t understand how we could be the way we were, and then shut it all off. So why not start over?
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: If I can you can.
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: Why not?
Jenna: Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.

If you ever kill me, I can only hope you’ll keep our murder baby.

Austin

Dude, I wasn’t paying attention to you. I was watching the show.

Ming

Nothing to see here! Let’s just put on some music and rollout the snacks! It’s a fucking party people so let’s party!

Val

No, like a modern potato that’s jacked and stacked on steroids.

Tamara

Oh Hameltoe, how you never cease to disappoint.

Sadie

Jenna: I can’t go back.
Matty: Are you breaking up with me?
Jenna: No, we’re breaking up with each other because this must have happened for a reason, and I can’t look at you and wonder if you still see me as the girl you fell in love with before this happened.

This is Bonkey Kong.

Tamara

Jenna: The Mafia knows?
Ming: Is that a rhetorical question? Of course we do! We're magic.

Sadie: You need to watch it.
Jenna: Watch what?
Sadie: Whatever it is that is going on between the two of you. Even though Matty is blind to your treachery I'm not. I know when something is up, and something is definitely up.

Jenna: We accidentally made out.
Tamara: Accidentally?!

Get your mind out of the gutter, we're going to Sea World!

Lacey
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Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa
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