Awkward Quotes
It doesn't bite, but I do.
Ali
You weren't actually considering wearing this? It should be burnt.
Lacey
Matty: What is that?
Tamara: Your bender is a trender.
Why is everyone so post-part social to you? We were there like half a second.
Tamara
Put a flavored condom on your head because your mind as about to be blown. Jenna. you are legit popular.
Tamara
Darlene: You were born to drive this car.
Sadie: Really, I thought I was born to eat carbohydrates.
Tamara: Nice work. At least they didn't call the cops.
Jenna: My husband's going to be very upset when I don't come home with his vodka.
Top Valu, seriously? Did you forget where the liquor store is, or are we suddenly buying ground beef and paper towels?
Tamara
Honey, Val told me what you did at the school. Don't look at me like that, it's a virgin.
Vicki
enna: I can't handle her.
Tamara: Yeah, Jenna she's Mariah cray cray.
Matty: Jenna, I wouldn't.
Jenna: Oh, I would.
Matty: No seriously, Jenna.
Jenna: Fuck.
Tamara: You're turn.
Sadie: Hell no. I don't do custodial.
