I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11.

Matty

Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.

Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.

Kevin

There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.

Jenna

I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.

Jenna

In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.

Jenna

Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.

As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.

Jenna

For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.

Jenna

Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.

This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.

Jenna

The only thing open about Ally were her legs.

Jenna

Awkward Season 1 Quotes

So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

Jenna

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.