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Awkward

Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.

Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.

Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.

What the hell is a sex touch?

Tamara

He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.

Jenna

Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?

Jenna

I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11.

Matty

Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.

Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.

Kevin
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