Awkward

Awkward Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 8: "The Adventures of Aunt Ally and the Lil' Bitch"

Jenna: My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Over My Dead Body"

Jenna: I've already had one lethal misunderstanding this year I don't need another.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sadie: Oh look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliché of yourself.
Lissa: Cliché means stupid, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Valerie: Uh yeah, I've heard all about Tamara from Mr. Wilkerson apparently-
Jenna: -she's a performer!
Valerie: No, I don't think you understand, she played Tammy in Grease last year. There is no Tammy they just made up a character so they could kill her off in the first five minutes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Valerie: Take a sleeping pill and nap under my desk!
 • Rating: Unrated

Valerie: All right you two lets just pop the cherry on this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Ohhh blood on the boobs!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake: The reason that I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like like you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Valerie: Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 6: "Queen Bee-atches"

Jenna: Mo to the fo, I was in Sadie Saxton's house.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sadie: You know this is a charity league not a charity, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Do I look like a hooker? My mom made me wear mascara.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I hadn't seen Jake since he impulsively shoved his tongue down my throat and by the look on him you'd have thought I'd never gave it back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: What are you doing?
Tamara: Snooping, I found Satan's room!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Sadie didn't just hate me she hated herself. She was as powerless to the stigma of her weight as I was to the stigma of my fake suicide. Was it possible that we had something in common?
[Jenna reads Sadie's food diary]: Jenna Hamilton is an oozing skitch!
Jenna: F- that, I had to take the bitch down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sadie: If I wrote you an evil letter you'd better believe I'd sign my name.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "Jenna Lives"

Kevin: What do you think? Should we send her to bed without dessert?
Lacey: So that she wakes up skinnier? No, that's not a punishment that's a reward.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake: Maybe you're misjudging the situation and the guy really does like you just the way you are.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jake: I didn't know you were a smoker.
Jenna: I'm not.
Jake: Well, I here cancer does make your ass look huge.
 • Rating: Unrated

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