Awkward

Awkward Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 3: "The Way We Weren't"

Lissa: Abstinence isn't easy and neither are you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lissa: Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tamara: We have to go to Lissa's. This party is my opportunity to skip nine, maybe ten rungs, on the social ladder.
Jenna: It's probably gonna be a big party and no one will even notice we're there.
Tamara: Doesn't matter, a person's popularity is directly related to the number of red cup pics they have posted online. Photoshopping my way to the A-list is a big fail mary. To simulate gonge smoke I had to light a fire in my trash can and my hair caught on fire. Luckily I was wearing my Jessica Simps bump up pony so I just ripped that s*** out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: If we don't go then the terrorists win and by terrorists I mean Sadie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: Agreed, the ellipses are the sluts of punctuation.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Boob Job"

Jenna: In my fantasy scenario I was gonna be the badass, the rebel, I'd be a legendary sophomore rockstar that no one would ever forget again. But in reality I had 30 more people taking pictures of my tits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: What is that?
Lacey: It's you with a little enhancement!
Jenna: A little?
Lacey: It's perfectly fine to have Bangladeshi boobies these days. Because now we don't have to dream about having a new chest, we can buy one. I did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Sad fact: My Mom had more cyber friends than I did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: I needed to tell Tamara that I had given Matty the gift of my Vagi. But it still wasn't the right time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tamara: Jenna, we got your texts. Where are you on the Britney meter?
Jenna: I may be mid head shave.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sadie: Maybe people would stop staring at you if you could just finish the abortion your mom botched.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: F my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Tamara still didn't know I'd already seen action when I'd took a ride on Matty's joystick at summer camp. I'd been dying to tell her but the timing wasn't right.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tamara: You're scaring her, it's not like she's gonna have a gimpy baby arm. Or is that possible?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: It was the dawn of a new beginning my sideshow status as the suicide freak was about to end and my creeper year was on the verge of retirement thank God.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Valerie: Do you have any questions at all?
Jenna: I had about a thousand, but not one of them was appropriate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Valerie: You weren't planning to ingest these were you?
Jenna: Actually, I was. They're breath mints.
Valerie: So they are.
 • Rating: Unrated

Teacher: "To be or not to be?" What do you think Hamlet is saying there? Anybody? Yes, you in the back!
Jenna: I'm not raising my hand.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: It was just a dramatic teenager rant! Not a cry for help. It was a misunderstanding of epic proportions. God, I wanted to die. I mean, you know what I mean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lacey: Why can't she be like every other teenager and starve herself?
 • Rating: Unrated

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