The reason that I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like like you.

Jake

Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!

Valerie

Mo to the fo, I was in Sadie Saxton's house.

Jenna

You know this is a charity league not a charity, right?

Sadie

Do I look like a hooker? My mom made me wear mascara.

Jenna

I hadn't seen Jake since he impulsively shoved his tongue down my throat and by the look on him you'd have thought I'd never gave it back.

Jenna

Jenna: What are you doing?
Tamara: Snooping, I found Satan's room!

Jenna: Sadie didn't just hate me she hated herself. She was as powerless to the stigma of her weight as I was to the stigma of my fake suicide. Was it possible that we had something in common?
[Jenna reads Sadie's food diary]: Jenna Hamilton is an oozing skitch!
Jenna: F- that, I had to take the bitch down.

If I wrote you an evil letter you'd better believe I'd sign my name.

Sadie

Kevin: What do you think? Should we send her to bed without dessert?
Lacey: So that she wakes up skinnier? No, that's not a punishment that's a reward.

Maybe you're misjudging the situation and the guy really does like you just the way you are.

Jake

Jake: I didn't know you were a smoker.
Jenna: I'm not.
Jake: Well, I here cancer does make your ass look huge.

Awkward Season 1 Quotes

So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

Jenna

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.