Your face is all red and you have crazy eyes. Did you feed the rabid squirrel in the quad?


Maybe Kyle designed that shirt as a fan. Maybe he wants to be your dawg.


Your suicide stigma is like the herps just when you think it's gone it comes back.


If you're not into the shirt at least take these so you look hip. They're fake and they'll help you hide your big unibrow.


My mother's perception of being bold was free boobing.


It was homecoming week and like an uncomfortably misguided tampon it was impossible to ignore.


Do all boners look like weapons?


Jenna: Was there an orgy at Lissa's?
Tamara: Evidently, and get this: I was part of it. I mean I wasn't really part of it, but everyone will think I was. Oh my God, this is so much better than a red cup photo now I have red cup on my face!

Whether I liked it or not, it was time to DTR.


Lacey: Remember how I stole you away from Mandy-wait what's her name?
Kevin: Highkarsky. Who you told I was gay.
Lacey: Which clearly you aren't.
Jenna: Are you really having this conversation right now in front of me?
Kevin: I would have preferred a different tactic.
Lacey: Well, I had to fight dirty babe. She was a nasty hoebag.

Lacey: I'm not wasting this good hair. Where could we go?
Kevin: We could go to dinner? Go to a movie?
Lacey: We could take a nap.
Kevin: Okay.
Lacey: No! We are not old!

I really want to celebrate your release from jail but I'm on the hunt for Red October.


Awkward Season 1 Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.


Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.