Awkward Season 2 Quotes
Tamara: Wanna go in? If he's midstream he won't be able to run away.
Jenna: I don't think I can move.
Tamara: Do you need the pep talk again because I can rally.
Matty: You're a bitch.
Sadie: [smiles] I know.
Sadie: Not you Clark we need a real dude.
Clark: How about you?
Sadie: [flips him off]
I knew this was gonna happen. I really might be psychic.
Tamara
Two boys fighting over a girl...is a fantasy for some women. But I'm gonna have to put personal fantasies aside because as vice principal it is my job to punish boys for having those strong, sexy feelings that burst into action.
Valerie
Fred: Are you familiar with the difference between a White bitch and an Asian bitch? When a White bitch is after you she's in your face: loud, angry, making sure she knows that you're responsible for your destruction. The Asian bitch...
Ming: derives from the way of the Ninja. They're everywhere and nowhere, all stealth, you never see an Asian bitch coming.
I have never seen something so offensive in my life. That car is no way to bridge your relationship gap.
Lacey
Jenna Hamilton tried to kill herself...again!
Sadie
You should have no trouble ropin' in some frumpster like Dan.
Val
Why are you talking like a fortune cookie?
Tamara
He kept giving me weird non-answers like my cell phone robot.
Tamara
[Clap Clap] Wrap it up Gary!
Sadie
