Josh: She looks like the Grudge.
Aidan: I know she looks a little rough.
Josh: Rough? If we video taped Sally right now and showed somebody, they'd be dead in three days.
Aidan: She's needs exercise, she's weak
Josh: She looks like she's going to eat our entrails, Aidan.
Aidan: It's only been a few days, she needs time to heal. She'll be back.
Josh: As what?!

Okay, those guys are my friends. Except for the one guy who tried to rape me. But he's dead. Holla!

Sally

You two are totally about to go on two separate killing sprees for women. That is so hot.

Sally

One of the worst parts of dying was that split second when it hit me. Mom and dad aren't going to save me from this.

Sally

So, dinner. What do people like to eat? What do WE people like to eat?

Aidan

I woke up naked, in a pile of leaves with a squirrel in my mouth, so I think I'm going to need a bit more.

Nora

Sally: I have a room full of teenage boys. Before beating off and playing X-Box what do they do?
Aidan: That about covers it. Get them out of here!

I do love to watch you squirm. It's as though you're an artist and awkward is your medium.

Nora

Aidan: What was she like:
Danny: Sally? She was amazing. She was..she lit up the place, you know, everywhere she went. She was the best thing that ever happened to me. That's for VH1 Behind the Music, right?
Josh: We're you in a band?

Aidan: She's asked me to help lead Boston.
Josh: Mother? Am I supposed to be clutching my pearls in shock? Because I'm not. Shocked.

The Vatican Tweets! I hate this decade.

Aidan

Josh: If he gets inside, you need to cut his head off. You need to cut it off completely, do you understand? Okay? Yes. Keep them behind you.
Dad: This is crazy!
Josh: Just do what I say.

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh