It takes weeks chatting up losers for one clean pint!

Henry

Josh: You need to snap out of it.
Sally: I'm hungry.
Josh: They're empty calories, Sally.
Sally: Everything I eat is empty calories. Nothing sticks. I had two whole chickens last night. And a tub of ice cream. I have it handled. I'm just stressing. Every time I leave the house I think I'm going to think I'm going to kill somebody.

So you want me to screen my patients and hand them over to you so you and Henry can suck them dry.

Josh

After Danny murdered me, I spend some time ghosting, then limbo - don't recommend it - and, uh, a witch brought me back. As, uh, what you kissed.

Sally

Nora: I think she should stay with us, at least through her first turn.
Josh: Did you hear her social worker? She, she's gonna cut us in our sleep, with a shank or a, a shiv...
Nora: I think either is acceptable.

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh