Being Human "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" Quotes
Julia: He's such a douche. Even without the wife I've got to stop saying douche! It's so anti-feminist.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Nora: I didn't want it to be like this. I wanted us to be happy. Not be together because we're monsters.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nora: I woke up naked, in a pile of leaves with a squirrel in my mouth, so I think I'm going to need a bit more.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nora: Two werewolves at a cocktail party. Sounds sexy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nora: Can I get a mocha? Cuz, you know, chocolate is toxic to dogs.
Josh: You're not a dog.
Nora: But I am a canine right?
Josh: Once a month. One night a month. The rest of the time we're still us.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sally: I have a room full of teenage boys. Before beating off and playing X-Box what do they do?
Aidan: That about covers it. Get them out of here!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Aidan: Why are there ghosts in there punching each other in the balls?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sally: I'm sorry. I get really nervous around bad news and I just have to eject as soon as possible.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Nora: I had no idea you were so were so beautiful.
Sally: You can see me? Oh my God, Nora, I've been wanting to talk to you for so long! How can you see me? You're not dead are you?
Nora: I'm a wolf.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9