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I mean, had you been more accepting of my rotting body and my witness protection lifestyle, we could have had something really great.


Nothing like a vampire stripper to put things into perspective.


I really want to come out there, but I also really want to eat you.


The first rule of vampires? Do not talk about vampires. Okay?


The reason that I helped you in the first place, is the same reason that I can't help you now. Watching over the dead is my responsibility. If you knew me at all, you'd know better than to ask that.


Between Stevie and Erin, we don't exactly have the best track record with wayward teens.


Sally: Please lock me up. And use two locks. I may have zombie strength and not know it.
Nora: We're not going to lock you up. And we're going to find you food.
Sally: You are food.

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