I don't fit in here anymore and the longer I stay here the worse I am! It wasn't supposed to be this way. It wasn't supposed to be this way!! No. There's nothing left in this house for me but a failed experiment. I'm moving out.

Josh

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Aidan: So. Coffee stain.
Josh: No. Feces. Spilled a bed pan. Awesome day.

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• Added: March 03, 2014

I am so lucky to have you in my life. Having you her makes me feel like I can, like we can do everything right.

Aidan

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• Added: March 03, 2014

Josh? Oh my gosh! Boy butt! Boy butt!

Sally

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• Added: March 03, 2014

I'm the ghost of Christmas Suck it!

Sally

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• Added: March 03, 2014

It's like there's no version of myself that doesn't mess everything up.

Sally

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Not the only difference is instead of two monsters, there's three. What?!

Sally

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• Added: March 03, 2014

I'm from the future.

Sally

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Oh my God bangs! It looks good... looks good on you face.

Sally

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Who talks to somebody they love like that? I should have never said yes to you Danny. I should have never said yes to any of this!

Sally

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• Added: March 03, 2014