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Wow. If you can locate a discotheque in this decade, I will go with you.


Sally: What will you do with it? My soul?
Donna: You no longer have the right to know.

Kenny. Why don't you just wear a space suit? Boy In The Plastic Bubble. John Travolta. Oh, and there was that Seinfeld episode. I sure learned a ton...


Everything is so "My So Called Life" with her. But - switchbladier.


Hey Erin, remember when you said Bob Dylan is good music for old people? Well I have a turn table in the basement if you want to check it out.


You are a brave one. Most men would have run, not followed me.


Listen, it's not like it is in the movies. There is absolutely nothing glamorous about what I am.


Okay, so obviously you got some weird stuff going on. You know, I was a 28-year-old virgin. I know all about baggage, but I can talk about mine.


Are we going to talk about the fact that you're a vampire? Look, I'm not gonna, like, Tweet it or anything.

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