Being Human

Being Human Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 12: "Always a Bridesmaid, Never Alive"

Aidan: Why is it I'm less surprised about your mastery of Jewish wedding tradition than I am of someone else cooking food in my kitchen?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 11: "If I Only Had Raw Brain"

Sally: I mean, had you been more accepting of my rotting body and my witness protection lifestyle, we could have had something really great.
 • Rating: Unrated

Josh: Nothing like a vampire stripper to put things into perspective.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sally: I really want to come out there, but I also really want to eat you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: The first rule of vampires? Do not talk about vampires. Okay?
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: The reason that I helped you in the first place, is the same reason that I can't help you now. Watching over the dead is my responsibility. If you knew me at all, you'd know better than to ask that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Josh: Between Stevie and Erin, we don't exactly have the best track record with wayward teens.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sally: Please lock me up. And use two locks. I may have zombie strength and not know it.
Nora: We're not going to lock you up. And we're going to find you food.
Sally: You are food.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 10: "For Those About to Rot"

Sally: That arm in there? I want to eat that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Josh: This is my fault. I'm in this. I brought you all back and now I have to deal with the consequences. And the pain. Stevie's in too much pain, Sally.
Sally: This isn't right. This is not who you are.
Josh: It's exactly who I am now.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Josh: I'll tell you what he's telling us. That he cannibalized his parents and that he killed and ate a United States postal worker.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Josh: There is an arm. In your house! In the breadbox! There's an arm!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stevie: I tried living on the street. It didn't take too long until I got scared. Then I remembered the lake house.
Sally: Keanu?
Josh: Sandy?
Stevie: What?
Sally: Nothing. Go on.
Josh: Nothing, just continue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Josh. Oh my God.
Sally: Are you okay?
Josh: Yeah. It's just...I just can't believe how unremarkable it's become to dispose of a body.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: And stay away from Sally. She will kill you, even if she doesn't think she will.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Josh: I'm just not sure this is me. Meditating. Looking for my inner...insides. I was never a be-the-ball kind of guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sally: I think you're backed up.
Aidan: Backed up?
Sally: Sexually. When was the last time you broke off a piece for yourself?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 9: "Of Mice and Wolfmen"

Sally: I'm just gonna live while I can, and then let go when it's time to let go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: I'm sorry. Sally, are you going to do this? Are you going to eat live flesh to survive?
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: Liam expected me to die, and now that I haven't...
Josh: No, I'm not going to let him anywhere near you.
Nora: Neither will I.
 • Rating: Unrated

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