Being Human

Being Human Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 5: "The End of the World as We Knew It"

Josh: Oh! Fun tidbit. Turns out that - Ray - is the one that did this to me. Made me what I am.
Aidan: You're kidding?
Sally: Are you okay?
Josh: Oh yeah, I'm awesome. I'm incredible. I mean, who wouldn't want to meet their weredad?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Josh: See? This is nice. It's been since, well, never, since we shared a meal together.
Aidan: You're right. Thanks mom!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bishop: Aidan can be an animal. I'm sorry, but it is the one flaw of Lucien. Fangs don't grow back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: I won't abandon you while you're still living with that blood monger!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sally: He's passionate. He's crazy in love with me; that's why he's so jealous.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bishop: Your wolf. It has a taste for vampires. Muzzle your dog, Aidan.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Aidan: So you think that God wanted you to become a vampire.
Priest: Well, if God made everything, then he made vampires, too. Jesus himself rose from the dead.
Aidan: Oh, are you saying that Jesus was a ...
Priest: Gets you thinking, doesn't it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Wouldn't It Be Nice (If We Were Human)"

Ray: You know, you suck at being a werewolf. It's almost offensive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Aidan: Why are you dressed like a douche?
Josh: Because a douche gave me these clothes. No, sorry... a werewolf douche gave me these clothes.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Aidan: You may only change once a month, but your anxiety about who you are, what you are - it consumes you. It is not small.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rebecca: I could stop. You stopped.
Aidan: I don't know.
Rebecca: But you could help me.
Aidan: I don't know.
Rebecca: You wanted to help me...doesn't better late than never count for anything any more?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sally: Oh Danny. I love baseball and cooking and being a slut; will you please do me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: A wolf's stomach processes food different than a person's. The first few times after changing, I found myself throwing up all the animals that I'd eaten. The wolf will chow down on some crazy stuff. That ever happen to you?
Josh: I think the wolf eats its own poo.
Ray: Yeah. Yeah, that's the worst.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Aidan: Sally, this life gets bitterly cold. Sometimes you just need to cling to the person you can claw your way out of the dark with. Danny and Bridget, they many not be kismet, but we all deserve a shot at a normal life. They do, you do.
Sally: You do?
Aidan: Maybe
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 3: "Something to Watch Over Me"

Sally: If I leave, he'll forget me.
Josh: If you stay, he'll forget you. You're not here.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sally: Where were you?
Josh: Just keeping the streets of Boston safe for all the little children.
Sally: You okay?
Josh: Yeah. Where were you? Ozfest?
 • Rating: Unrated

Josh: Hey! Casper the handsy ghost. Not the plan, man.
Tony: I'm sorry. I'm a jerk.
Sally: Ya think?
Tony: I've been feeling bad about the whole grope and ditch.
Josh: Wow. That's moving. Sally, do you need a tissue?
Tony: Hey no offense, guy, but this is kind of a spirit world situation...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sally: Yeah, go haunt a Kix concert, perv.
Tony: Lazy days and better lays, sweetheart.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Josh: Hey, Aidan, it's Josh. Hey! I just wanted to thank you, once again, for signing us up for the neighborhood watch and then ditching the last minute. It's so - cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: Compelling the counter girl into a free drink. Don't you have anything better to do?
 • Rating: Unrated

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