Being Human

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I've been watching you with him. You must have been a father once. Probably a great one, right?


Cindy: Are you trying to use my son to pick up girls? Because that only works with babies.
Aidan: No, puppies are good, too.

Nora: Oh, you have soft lips.
Josh: I'm a big lip balm guy.

Okay, I don't know what being 'wolfie' means, but I do know that you haven't gotten laid in two years. Josh, be the wolf.


Sally: Did you double down on antiperspirant? You tend to sweat a lot when you're nervous.
Josh: I went through half a speed stick.

I do love to watch you squirm. It's as though you're an artist and awkward is your medium.


I'm bored. Can I go back and watch Josh wash up urine?


Aidan: You know, I've been thinking about last night, and you were right not to make a move.
Josh: Really?
Aidan: No. Look at them. Josh, you can't let Nora go out with that bastard.
Josh: Maybe she's into bastards; I don't know. As long as she's happy, right?

What? You're always throwing it in my face that I'm a ghost. Let's put it to use.


Josh: If he gets inside, you need to cut his head off. You need to cut it off completely, do you understand? Okay? Yes. Keep them behind you.
Dad: This is crazy!
Josh: Just do what I say.

Aidan: Does your mom cook with garlic?
Josh: I don't, I don't know. Seriously? Is that a thing? For real?
Aidan: Yes or no Josh??
Josh: I guess so. Does it kill you?
Aidan: No, no it doesn't. It just makes
Josh: Okay, okay, so stop being you. How? How do we do that?
Aidan: Ahh...feverfew
Josh: Fee..what?? Is that, is that, is that a band?
Aidan: It's an herb...Josh!
Josh: Okay, how about any other herb? Any other herb, like on earth?
Aidan Mistletoe?
Josh: How about Matza Meal. Anything I don't have to summon a warlock for?
Josh: And, you're naked. And taking a bath in the middle of dinner.

I swear to God, if that's my high school math teacher here for an intervention, I'm going to cut my face off.

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Being Human Season 1 Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?


We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.