Josh, we were engaged. You don't just wade back in after that. You dive.

Julia

Aidan: What next stage? You already slept with her.
Josh: That wasn't me. Stu stole my penis.

Well I am guilty, aren't I? She's in the psych ward because I possessed her.

Sally

I feel like I'm watching stories with my memaw!

Josh

Aidan: No. I can't. Vampires don't drink werewolves.
Josh: Why?
Aidan: I don't know, because of the smell? I always just took the smell as a warning. Either way it's something we just don't ever do. Ever.
Josh: If this is one of those vampire Jim Crow laws, you need to get over it. You need blood and I have blood and Zoe is not an option.

I feel like I'm the only one trying. Like I'm dangling off a cliff by my fingertips and you're up there stomping on them!

Josh

Really? You're just going to leave Zoe there with Miss Dead By Dawn Swallow Your Soul?

Josh

You're going to rip each other to shreds tonight. Just a couple more hours and you'll all be dead.

Sally

Daddy boy gave all his food to his tender, helpless offspring, didn't he? Not even a morsel for himself? Look at you. What a hot mess.

Sally

I used to think the supernatural, haunted houses, that it was a bunch of crap. Then it started happening to me.

Sally

Did she just lock us in?

Josh

What's the non-corporeal equivalent of a glass of water in the face?

Josh

Being Human Season 2 Quotes

Freedom is just a pretty way to say you've gone off the grid. That you're out of options.

Aidan

Tommy, I've only been at this a few weeks.

Aidan