Does my generation grind? What's grinding? Like you're ass is in someone's balls?

If there's a fire hydrant at the wedding, that will be perfect. - On her pregnancy's effect on her bladder.

I'm sweating. I'm like Molly Shannon on Saturday Night Live.

It's nice to learn the techniques from the cougars and then bring them back to the puppy patch for your 22-year-old. - On her intern's love for older women

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