Better Off Ted

Better Off Ted "Racial Sensitivity" Quotes

Veronica: Here, I bought you some briefs. The boxers you were wearing didn't highlight your assets. Penis-ly speaking.
Ted: Thank you
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Ted: And so, if the company keeps hiring white people to follow black people to follow white people to follow black people, by...
Lem: Thursday, June 27, 2013.
Ted: ...every person on Earth will be working for us. And we don't have the parking for that
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Veronica: "Money before people," that's the company motto. Engraved on the lobby floor. It just looks more heroic in Latin
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Ted: Listen, you're not, uh, you know...
Veronica: What, Ted? Embarrassed? Upset? Disappointed? Itchy? Hungry? Earning twice your salary? Don't worry, I'm not any of those things. Maybe a little hungry. Plus, the salary thing
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Veronica [turning down sex with Ted]: If we did this, it would be fun. I mean, it always is with me. I'm not bragging, it just is
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Phil: When you stand up for yourself, you get things done. I learned that the first time I sent back undercooked chicken at a restaurant. Sure, I ended up paying for two chickens...
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Veronica: Well, I'm different than other women, Ted, and by different, I mean better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Veronica: My door is always open to you. Please, close it on the way out
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Veronica: I know what it's like to see the ugly face of discrimination.
Lem: You do?
Veronica: Yes, I do. When I was 16, I was 5'9" and stunning. I mean, off-the charts gorgeous. At school, I was like a swan among the ugly ducklings. all the other girls hated me. And like our light sensors are doing to you, totally ignored me. If it wasn't for the modeling contracts and the comfort of college boys, I don't know if I would have made it.
Phil: Wow. I had no idea.
Veronica: No, how could you? You're still not 5'9"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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