Heather: You know, when I'm 21, I really wanna go on a mission and I wish I could go to an Islamic country because I think post-9/11 that part of the world needs our help the most. Don't you think?
Sarah: I think the whole world needs help

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Listen to me, son, carefully. There's man's law and there's God's law... and I think you know which side I'm on

Roman

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Bill [about his father]: He's gotta get to a doctor.
Lois: No! Remember when he got his fingers caught in the fan? You said doctors and he was fine!
Bill: He needed 23 stitches!

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Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

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Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.

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