Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Danny

At some point in your life you went up the mountain and you came back down with your own tablets of what is and what is not the right thing to do written in stone, which allows for certainty but not always wisdom.

Garrett

You're lucky you were riding with Renzulli and not me. I would have knocked your teeth in.

Henry

When one of our own goes down we step it up a notch. Especially this family.

Frank

You have my 15 year old daughter performing for whiskey?

Erin

I'm not good with names. I call them all honey.

Building manager

Touch that horn one more time and I'm gonna feed you the steering wheel.

Eddie

Yeah boys, don't call anyone names but feel free to swear at the table.

Erin

I like that you don't sugar coat anything. It's refreshing after a full day of lawyers.

Erin

What does FBI stand for anyway, Famous But Incompetent?

Danny

The cops can't do their jobs without us and we can't keep the community safe without them.

Reverend Potter

I always know that when someone says “in all due respect,” that the last thing I'm going to get from them is the respect that's due.

Frank