I'd give my right arm to stick my left foot in your mouth, Pal.


I don't think I'm quite ready to cross over to the dark side.


Jamie: How you feeling, Sarge?
Renzulli: Like I fell down a flight of stairs on my noggin.

Since he was found in possession of four kilos of heroin and enough cocaine to levitate Manhattan, I think a guilty plea will settle things nicely.


A message from you at ten last night? I hope I didn't miss a drunk dial.


I've got a good shared sacrifice. How about we outsource 911 to Bangalore.


Danny: Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.
Jackie: I use my oven as a dresser.

Seems he really loves her, call girl and all.


Boots on the ground. There's no substitute.


Another night of sleaze and desperation.


Henry: Now that is some big bird.
Linda: I think it weighs more than Sean.

One year we lost a balloon to a nor'easter and we had to shoot it down.


Blue Bloods Quotes

Frank: Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean. Who is neither tarnished or afraid.
Henry: Raymond Chandler?
Frank: His definition of a hero.

Oprah couldn't get that girl to open up.