Nice guys don't try to eat people.

Tommy

Tommy: I was just going to call you.
Megan: But you decided to service your weapon instead.
Tommy: Yes, sometimes it's all a guy's got.

Kate: The first guy I like turns out to be a murderer.
Megan: Maybe a multiple murderer.

Tommy: Since when are you so big on keeping your boss in the loop?
Megan: Since I realized it was bugging the crap out of her.

If this fool is crazy enough to kill a girl and cut her baby out, you know this isn't his first time at the show.

Curtis

Any theories...other than a spy?

Tommy

It's like a gothic painting of a penetant angel.

Tommy

There is vodka and there is vodka. This is water.

Sergei

I am not a murderer and even if I were, I'm sure you couldn't prove it anyway.

Trent
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